Miles of Smiles: Kids Pick the Funniest Poems : Book Three - Hardcover

Bruce Lansky has been crowned “King of Giggle Poetry” by his elementary- and middle-school admirers, who helped select the hilarious poems included in this book. His popular poetry anthologies—including Kids Pick the Funniest Poems; Bad Case of the Giggles; Rolling in the Aisles; No More Homework! No More Tests!; If Kids Ruled the School; Mary Had a Little Jam; Peter, Peter, Pizza-Eater; and I’ve Been Burping in the Classroom—have brought chortles, chuckles, grins, and guffaws to a whole generation of children.

Potty Trainer by Susan Anderson
Sound Off! by Susan Anderson
Before 9 A.m. by Joyce Armor
No Thanks by Joyce Armor
Things I'm Going To Do To My Brother by Joyce Armor
A Sense-less Poem by Carey Blyton
Dinosaur Names by Holly Davis
Big Mary by Bill Dodds
The Skateboard by Willard R. Espy
Mr. Backward by Douglas Florian
My Robot by Douglas Florian
The Sleepover by Betsy Franco
The Proper Way To Eat by John Frank
The Bathroom by Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz
It's Not My Fault by Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz
Lost And Not Found by Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz
My Problem's Worse! by Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz
He'll Pay For This! by David L. Harrison
The Curse Of The Foul-smelling Armpit by Trevor Harvey
My Brother by Luke Havumaki
Do Not Enter by Florence Parry Heide
Hey, Ma, Something's Under My Bed by Joan Horton
Table Manners by Joan Horton
The Yuckiest Sandwich by Ellen Jackson
Powdered Sugar by Sydnie Meltzer Kleinhenz
Empty Headed by Linda J. Knaus
An Everything Pizza by Linda J. Knaus
Miss Veronica Blair by Linda J. Knaus
One-shoe Willy by Linda J. Knaus
My Family Dinosaurs by Helen Ksypka
Professor Von Shtoot's Wacky Inventions by Helen Ksypka
Born Embarrassed by Bruce Lansky
Forgetful by Bruce Lansky
Kangaroos by Bruce Lansky
Little Miss Muffet by Bruce Lansky
My Baby Brother by Bruce Lansky
My New Pet by Bruce Lansky
Oops! by Bruce Lansky
School Rules by Bruce Lansky
Too Many Birthdays by Bruce Lansky
There Was A Man by Dennis Lee
Cockroach Sandwich by Colin Mcnaughton
Transylvania Dreaming by Colin Mcnaughton
Babies by Jeff Moss
If You Make Me Go To Bed Now by Jeff Moss
My Feet by Kenn Nesbitt
Swimming Ool by Kenn Nesbitt
Dainty Dottie Dee by Jack Prelutsky
Mother's Chocolate Valentine by Jack Prelutsky
My Brother Built A Robot by Jack Prelutsky
The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven by Jack Prelutsky
Cousin Henrietta's Growing Something On Her Face by Jerry Rosen
A Balanced Diet by Robert Scotellaro
Captain Soapsuds by Robert Scotellaro
Dance Fever by Robert Scotellaro
Birthday Wish by Diane Zuhone Shore
For Sale by Shelby Silverstein
True Story by Shelby Silverstein
Beans by Anonymous
God Gave Out Noses by Anonymous
I Love You! by Anonymous
I See London by Anonymous
Mary's Dumb Lamb by Anonymous
Old Hogan's Goat by Anonymous
Self Centered by Anonymous
Sprinkles by Anonymous
The Tattered Billboard by Anonymous
Humpty Dumpty's Funeral by Hardy Vanry
Short Love Poem by Judith Stahl Viorst
Jasper Jeans by Russ Walsh
-- Table of Poems from Poem Finder®